Thee Art Holmes Marriage Proposal

Taking piles of 'Devilers' child out of the equation,

does any L.A. hottie wanna have 

a super simple uncomplicated marriage with me??? 

And to make it simpler, 

you wouldn't have to change your name, 

I'm not a home owner, 

and if you moved here to like pursue a career and stuff 
then you've probably already left that nest.

So like I typed just then, 

marriage with me would be super simple.

Also, 

when we build our home together, 
it should be together 
and not to just benefit me, myself and I

Who's comin' with me???

TRANSLATION: 

I AM NOT A GOOD MORMON MAKE 

WHO'S STUCK IN THE FIFTIES

Although, 

being a God of your own planetoid 

might be interesting